Bill boldly went courtesy of the Blue Destiny rocket built by the Amazon empire and its multi-krillionaire boss Jeff Bezos.
Now, maybe it's just me but, in the spirit of the little boy noticing something about the emporer's new clothes, I think Jeff has employed a subliminal theme which could be developed for future missions?
Dear Jeff,
Congratulations on the success of Captain Kirk's journey into space and back but don't think I haven't spotted the clever little marketing trick you employed on the venture.
William Shatner - rocket which looks like a giant dick? Genius!
I can already predict your future rocket designs and the astronauts you have chosen to be aboard their flights.
Blue Origin 2 - an enormous, arse-shaped rocket carrying Piers Morgan?
Blue Origin 3 - a crude, vaginal design for veteran British MP Jacob Rees-Mogg?
Blue Origin 4 - a pair of pants on fire for British Prime Minister Boris Johnson?
Blue Origin 5 - a row of tents for Elton John?
And........
Blue Origin 6 - an orange blimp crowned by a giant, flapping, yellow rug to carry Donald Trump (but loaded with only HALF the fuel of your other rockets!)
Admit it, I've nailed your plans?
Yours smugly,
Reg.
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