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Sunday, 31 October 2021

Hurrah for Bulls! Only 47,349,999 Spaniards to Go.


So, a 55-year-old man bled to death after being gored at a bull running festival in Spain.

Dear Spanish Ambassador,

I gather a man was gored to death in the bull running festival in Onda? Well, that makes it Terrified, Chased, Doomed Animals 1 - Bloodthirsty, Backward, Bullying Retards 23,678,937. Forgive me for a lack of sympathy for the dead man's family but look at it from our point of view - that's one less vile animal abuser for the bulls to worry about.

What disgusting, archaic, barbaric and uncivilised practices bull running and bull fighting are! They are so sick even half of your own people want them banned!

If they are supposedly demonstrations of manliness in your country then God help you if you ever get in a fight. "Men" like that would get beaten up by the Girl Guides over here.

Get this barbarism banned!

Reg.

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