Rosemary West, the Ngawee tribe of the Lower Indus and my budgie are probably the only creatures on the planet unaware that a volcano is erupting on La Palma in the Canary Islands.
Thing is, it's been spewing larva for five weeks now but news outlets, especially the BBC, insist on detailing the event EVERY SINGLE BLOODY DAY!
Enough is enough already:
Dear BBC,
Regarding your coverage of the volcano erupting on La Palma, I was concerned that by dedicating extensive space to the event you might be neglecting other news which the public needs to hear.
You have also stayed silent over the years on the Mary Celeste. We have yet to hear where the crew is and what, if any, charges they face?
I once read a report on the Gulf Stream but there's not been so much as a sausage since as to whether it's still blowing.
Is the Great Wall of China still there and what about the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone National Park? Still spouting?
Finally, that famous tower in Pisa - is it still leaning?
Please donate more of your time to these and more startling news items. Alternatively, with regard to La Palma................you could just give us the edited highlights?
Kind regards,
Reg.
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