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Friday, 29 October 2021

Dumb Headlines No. 2,457.

BBC NEWS: "Agoraphobia Can Make You A Prisoner In Your Own Home."

Next week:

"Claustrophobia Makes the Airing Cupboard a No-Go Zone."

"Cleptomania Got Me Barred Me From the Antiques Roadshow."

"Hydrophobia Stopped Me Winning Gold in the Olympics 100m Freestyle."

"Cynophobia Ruined My Day at Crufts."

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