Holy Mary Mother of God!!!!

This blog has already documented the heartbreaking news that Emily Watkins is quitting The Wiggles.https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/preview/661014602266362710/383504608042528957

Yes, the Yellow One is off but never fear, someone is ready to step into her jaundiced jeans and jersey. Step foward 15-year-old Tsehey Hawkins who becomes not only the youngest member of the excruciatingly annoying TV team but the first black person/person of colour/darkly toned, bilaterally symetrical, metamerically segmented, triploblastic metazoan (not sure this is the most up to date supposedly acceptable term for "black"? Ed).

Now, I'm not normally one for berating young girls but there ARE times when some really deserve a proverbial slap to bring them back into the real world.

I'm not going to attempt to reproduce Tsehey's mind numbingly pretentious and stunningly deluded introductory interview, safe to say you'd think she'd just brought peace to the fucking Middle East or cured cancer!

Firstly, she said she was excited about being the latest "incarnation" of Yellow Wiggle, like YW is bleedin' Dr Who all of a sudden!!

Then she went on to handling "the pressure" of joining the bloody Wiggles - Jesus H Fucking Christ!! - and how she was striking a blow which would inspire women around the world! Really? I mean bloody really??

I'm sure some lass sentenced to be stoned to death in Iran for forgetting to cook her husband's eggs sunnyside up will be thinking of the Yellow Wiggle as she mounts her defence!

Tsehey then banged on endlessly about "inclusivity" and how The Wiggles were a shining example to the world! Yeah, Alexander Lukashenko in Belarus is an avid follower of the show and never pens a policy without thinking "I wonder what The Wiggles would do?"

Dear Tsehey and All at The Wiggles,

While I welcome your promotion of inclusivity by casting a teenage black girl I was disappointed you chose not to go with a disabled Abo.

Also, where is the trans-gender or cross-dressing, sexually undecided Wiggle? You are spurning communities around the world at God knows what cost!

If war breaks out as a result and millions are killed you've only got yourselves to blame!

Regards,

Reg.

P.S. Have you ever considered getting over yourselves?