Happy Days Are Here Again.

Dear Lord Frost,

As Brexit minister you must be feeling very proud right now, and rightly so.

During your campaign to take the UK out of the EU you promised to regain our sovereignty and you have delivered on that pledge.

As a member of the EU it was impossible for us to go to war with any European country as we were all, in effect, ONE big country.

Now, as we sail off into the sunset, one of your first acts has been to go to war with France, something Brexiteers have been deprived of for 206 years!

Yes, Waterloo is back on over fishing rights, with the French imposing crackdowns on a number of fronts and us summoning the French ambassador to give him a jolly good ticking off.

Elsewhere, a real wartime spirit has returned with food shelves half empty and petrol at a premium. Yes, there's war in Europe, there are shortages - the good old days are back at last. The Troubles in Northern Ireland could also reignite to complete that feeling of nostalgia and it's all down to you and Brexit!

Keep on screwing everything up.

Regards,

Reg.