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Tuesday, 26 October 2021

Rishi Sunak Meets Old Mother Hubbard.

Not a day seems to go by without the Press revealing snippets from the Chancellor's forthcoming Budget.

All of the leaks reveal spending plans designed to placate various sectors of the economy so one is left to assume the Tories, or maybe Rishi Sunak himself, are behind the breaches of protocol.

https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/preview/661014602266362710/1994080931317510520

However, even though Sunak may be feeling smug as a result in advance of Wednesday's Budget, I fear the efforts to get everyone onside before the big day could backfire on him:

Dear Chancellor,

I hope you keep a diary. If so, might I suggest you commit to memory your entries between July and August?

Why? Well, with the plethora of leaks to date about what is in your Budget, I can't see there being anything left for you to say to Parliament.

That is where your diary could prove invaluable. You see, a lengthy discourse on "What I Did On My Summer Holidays by R Sunak, Aged 41" might well take up the time allotted to your Budget speech.

Happy to help.

Regards,

Reg. 

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