Gina, We Need To Talk.

The majority of Texans are loonies. To borrow a Trumpism: "We all know that. Everybody knows that."

Thing is, EVERY SINGLE PERSON living in the Lone Star State will soon be balloony, no room for sanity, and they will have to rebrand - "the Loon Star State".

The reason for this impending final shove over the edge of reason is one schools chief has set a precedent which will ensure all future  generations are as thick as a Gurkha's cock - and twice as dangerous.

See, Gina Peddy, executive director of the Carroll Independent School District, 26 miles north west of Dallas, has instructed teachers to ensure they teach both sides of every subject.

Sound reasonable? Well, no - not the way Ms Peddy sees it.

Referring to the extermination of six million Jews by the Nazis she told teachers: "Make sure that if you have a book on the Holocaust you have one that has an opposing, that has other perspectives."

Dear Ms Peddy/Unloved Ms Peddy,

Just what is an opposing view of the Holocaust? That it never happened? There is one tiny flaw in that argument - it's total bollocks blown apart by mountains of documentary and in-person evidence that it DID happen!

The Holocaust isn't "a point of view". IT IS A FUCKING FACT!! You can't have opposing views of facts (unless you're that orange mental defective your state wanted for president)!!!

You've already voted to reprimand one teacher who had an anti-racism book in her classroom. Why? Because racism could be a good thing? Because racism is justifiable? Because it does nothing but good? Oh, no, because some people like being racist scum.

If you insist on dishing out this rubbish to teachers then I insist you flesh out the curriculum with the following:

1. Murder - A bad thing or a good thing to halt overpopulation?

2. The moon - an earth-orbiting satellite with a dusty and rocky surface or a spherical stockpile of French cheese?

3. Rabbit - a mammal of the family Leporidae or an invader from the Planet Thwarg intent on subjugating mankind and taking over the earth?

4. Black - an absence of light and colour or exactly the same as white?

5. Kamala Harris - Vice-President of the United States or the inventor of the non-slip bathmat and the clockwork eggwhisk?

C'mon kids - you decide?

Ms Peddy, your whole country is on the verge of a descent into madness thanks to Nigel Nobrain opposite - is there really any need to give it a shove?

Reg.