Another childhood illusion shattered!
It has been revealed that The Wombles are collaborating with Paul McCartney to bolster his Meat Free Monday campaign.
The Wimbledon scavengers have teamed up with Macca to produce two "family friendly, plant-based recipes".
This has come as a real shock to me! Why? Because The Wombles are backing Meat Free Monday? No! Because that implies they eat meat the rest of the week!
I always assumed the boys and girls living overground and underground, Wombling free on Wimbledon Common, existed on a diet of leaves, grass, nuts, fruit and other such green goodies. To learn that they have a taste for red meat is truly disturbing.
Has Uncle Bulgaria been hauling unsuspecting walkers down his burrow to be torn limb from limb all these years? Have dog walkers lost their precious pets to Orinoco and his endless thirst for blood? Has Madame Cholet been using Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook to satisfy the insatiable hunger of her carniverous kids?
As for recycling, exactly what have they been turning into what? Put it this way, I wouldn't buy a lampshade off them if I was you!
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