Some Flu Over the Chicken's Nest.

With bird flu having broken out among poultry in Wrexham we need to ask:

1. How do you get chickens to socially distance?

2. Will hens wear facemasks?

3. What will Bill Gates do once he's got control of birds' brains through vaccinations? 

4. How will the RSPB cope with the demand for beds?

Dear George Eustice,

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