The Lunatic Has Taken Over The Asylum - Forever!

Whether you're Tory, Labour or Liberal, just what in the name of holy hand grenades does Boris Johnson have to do to get sacked?

Bugger the queen? Go on a gun rampage through an orphanage? Criticise Felicity Kendal?

Just imagine for one moment that the bloated, blustering, Bullingdon buffoon had started with a clean slate this month? Try to believe the litany of lies, cock-ups, catastrophes and corruptions which have been his premiership never happened? Well, in the space of just the last seven days he has:

1. Forced his Conservative colleagues to vote through a ripping up of the Parliamentary rulebook to save the skin of sleazy Tory Owen Paterson.

2. Done a complete U-turn when the nation was outraged at his move, confirming as it did he believed there was one rule for them but another for him and his chums.

3. Told the world it was one minute to midnight and we were 5-1 down (Jesus Christ!) in the fight to combat climate change and save the planet - then bailed out of the COP26 summit and hopped aboard a private jet to get to a  claret and pheasant dinner at the men-only Garrick Club in London with his right wing, sycophantic pals from the Daily Telegraph.

4. Conveniently remembered an appointment at a hospital in Hexham to make him miss an urgent debate in Parliament 250 miles away in which the Government was summoned to apologise for its actions over the Paterson affair.

5. Repeatedly refused to apologise when chased down by reporters in Northumberland but........

6. Put hapless Cabinet Office minister Steven Barclay above the parapet at Westminster in his place to get metaphorically ripped apart by MPs and sheepishly admit the government's attempted corruption had been a regrettable mistake.

I confidently predict that, to top off a record breaking week, Johnson will today sell the UK to China, divorce Carrie Symonds and marry Kim Jong-un, open a puppy skinning factory, shoot Greta Thunberg and put The Nolans on the terrorism watch list.

There IS only one word to adequately describe Johnson..........he's a c***! Sorry.

Sadly - tragically even - it appears we're stuck with him. Like malaria or herpes, he will never go away. 

It would appear the UK has a suicide pact with Sudan. So be it. Why bother with elections? If the great British public wants him then the great British public better not dare not moan about ANYTHING from now until the end of time - which could be two years on Thursday the way the planet is going.